Sundays are not that eventful. There aren’t many people working, and things are slow enough that we often find strange ways to goof off. Needless to say, I spent most of the day laughing.
Pharm ( Farm?) Party: Someone decided to tell a story about their friend who went to a pharm party ( party with tons of random pills a.k.a a great way to die). Needless to say me along with everyone else thought she was talking about a party where one would dress up as their favorite type of livestock. I would totally be a llama.
Angry Faces: Apparently being six feet tall does not make me intimidating. In an attempt to show that I meant business, I tried to make an intimidating angry face ( complete with trying to show my “intimidating” arm muscles). This act was met with the comments: ” the only thing you look like is a skeleton” and ” well maybe you could beat up a squirrel or an ant”. Soooo I guess I’m not scary?
I’ll Make A Man Out Of You: We decided singing the song from Mulan would inspire us to conquer our deli work. Deli Workers: The musical <- Coming soon to a theater near you.
Affinity For White Sauces And Meat: Too many dirty jokes.
White Kidz and Rap Songz: In addition to Disney classics, speaking dirty rap lyrics ( instead of singing or rapping them) seemed to make time fly by. I mean seriously, throw the lyrics ” drop,drop it on the bitch, make it nasty” in to pretty much any random convo and you’re in for some giggles ( well….at least we were).
Poems: “There once was a Chef named Randy, whose attitude just wasn’t so dandy. He slipped on an olive pit, and lost his shit, and burned the market to the ground”It’s the little things, right?
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